I used to scoff at recovery days. Then Corporal Pickle explained that without them, a cat becomes brittle, like an overtoasted crumpet. After sixty hours of research, he has produced the Gym’s official loafing guidance, which is as follows: paws tucked, eyes half closed, tail wrapped neatly, and no more than one reproachful glance per fifteen minutes.
The best loaf is a lazy loaf. The second best loaf is a loaf that has just chased a toy mouse. Both are welcome. Do not feel guilty. Feel structured. And if a human tries to pet you in the middle of a loaf, you may accept it for exactly twelve seconds before moving to the next cushion.
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