Do I need to warm up?
No. You wake, you sprint. Warming up is for creatures with something to lose.
What if I hit the wall?
Then the wall was wrong. Corporal Pickle will log it and the wall will be spoken to.
Can my human join?
Humans may observe from the bed, silently, under a blanket. They are not cleared for the track.
Do you offer refunds?
We offer a firm stare. It is worth more.