The Midnight Zoomies Gym was founded in 2019 by Sergeant Biscuit, a nine kilogram tabby with a whistle he cannot blow and a stare he can. We train the one hour of the night when every cat feels the sudden, holy urge to sprint. We simply put a schedule on it.
Our facility includes a 14 metre hallway track, the Curtain Climb Wall, and a padded corner where Corporal Pickle will catch you if you misjudge the sofa. Membership is 14.99 per moon. Nobody has ever left, mostly because the door handle is too high.