Yes, you may bring a personal toy mouse. No, it may not be a real mouse. Yes, the Gym has seen what happens. We keep a bucket of sixty three toys at the front desk, all in various stages of heroic damage, and members are encouraged to borrow one for the duration of the evening.
Personal items must be clearly labelled with your name and your level of attachment. A mouse rated ‘precious’ will be handled with gloves by Corporal Pickle. A mouse rated ‘expendable’ will be thrown down the stairs within eleven minutes of arrival. Please be honest about which category yours belongs to. The mouse can tell.
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