As the temperature drops, the Gym introduces its Radiator Rotation Schedule. There are four radiators in the building and ninety one members who consider them personal property. To prevent chaos, each cat will be assigned a fifteen minute slot on a chosen radiator, enforced by a timer and the heavy sigh of Corporal Pickle.
A slot begins when you place yourself against the metal and ends when the timer sounds, at which point you will leave voluntarily or be moved by paw. Cheating is common and I know all of it. Cats who attempt to occupy two radiators at once will be disqualified and sent to the hallway, where it is cold and instructive.
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