August has arrived, and with it a muggy night that makes the hallway feel like a long, warm throat. Good. Resistance builds character, and character builds the ability to land on a printer. Recruits will find the track temperature at 24 degrees, which is exactly warm enough to make you consider giving up.
Do not give up. Instead, drape yourself over the tiles in the kitchen between laps. The tiles are part of the programme. Kitchen Tile Recovery lasts no more than ninety seconds, after which Corporal Pickle will tap you with a paw and you will resume. If you do not resume, you will be moved to the Light Duties Corner and lightly shamed.
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