Recruits, October is upon us, and the hallway has been transformed into Spooky Hallway Mode. We have strung a single strand of fairy lights, hung a paper bat from the ceiling, and left a half carved pumpkin at the end of the track as a finishing line. It smells of candles and bad decisions. I approve.
The goal this month is to sprint the full length without flinching at the bat. It is a paper bat. It was drawn by a human child. It will not hurt you. If you flinch, you will repeat the lap. If you flinch twice, you will be assigned to the pumpkin, which is not cruel but is certainly orange.
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