The nights are drawing in, which means longer darkness, which means more sprinting per evening. The Autumn Intake is now open, and I am looking for fresh recruits with fire in their bellies and a worrying lack of impulse control. Previous experience is not required. Previous misbehaviour is a plus.
New members receive a complimentary orientation lap, a laminated membership card they will be unable to hold, and a single piece of cardboard to call their own. Prices remain 14.99 per moon, or 149 for the year, which includes two free skids and one emergency stare from Sergeant Biscuit at a time of your choosing. Enlist today. Sleep tomorrow.
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