At 4:05 last Thursday, a human entered the hallway and turned on the overhead light mid sprint. Three members reported momentary blindness and one reported a loss of confidence in the entire concept of the night. This is unacceptable and the Gym has filed a formal protest, in the form of a stare through the bedroom door.
We remind all members that lights are for amateurs and the night belongs to the professionals. Should a human intrude again, the approved response is to stop dead, look at the human, and then resume sprinting at triple speed. Do not explain. Explanations are for the weak.
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